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Britney Turnoff Units (BTU)

A widely-used but nonstandard measurement of annoyance toward manufactured pop acts; precisely, the number of seconds of a given artist's output required to turn an appreciation for the artist based solely on their status as eye-candy into a crawling revulsion at the mention of their very name.

See also Jewel.

Lurhmann Units

The generally accepted measurement of high camp, Luhrmann Units represent the number of times a piece of kitsch has to be diluted by its absorption into mainstream popular culture before a panel of five highly opinionated gay men feel it is no longer distinctly "theirs" any more.

Plant's Constant

The quantised unit-thickness of incredibly tight trousers.

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